Monday, December 29, 2008

1.Sandeeps drama and Rajini flick

(All characters in this post have nothing to do with those living or dead..)


‘Sir ,please sir , I want leave for just 2 days sir,’ Sandeep asked his boss Mr.Sanjay D’Silva to grant him a leave of 2 days. He was much disappointed with himself as he believed that he has mastered the art of fooling his seniors .In his previous work place at Kolkatta , he was reportedly said to have fooled his bosses many times.He used to make some weird stories and used to roam around with his girlfriend Richa .This work place was a different challenge for him as most of the time he used to scrubb his ass doing some important work .Although he joined “ Airvoice Telcommunications “ with a work experience of 4 years behind his shoulder, he hardly got any respect from his peers.He just made a single friend who used to be like him .She was Asbah Khan from Hyderabad who was a year younger to him.

Sandeep never liked his boss much .At Utel cellular ,he used to work under a female called Nisha Malhotra who had graduated from IIM-B.It was said that Sandeep had a crush on his boss ,and it was one of the reasons why he was kicked out from Utel Cellular,Kolkatta.

‘Why the hell ,do you need a leave ?.’ Sandeep’s boss asked Sandeep.

'Sir,t is 14th June,' he said to his boss.

‘Tommorow is 15th june and after that it will be 16th,whats the big deal in it,’ the boss said to Sandeep.

‘Sir ,my best friend’s dad lost his life in major accident at Southern Express highway.He is my best friend and I admire that Uncle very much,’ Sandeep said to his boss.

‘Sir,grant me leave for just 2 days ,’ he added.

‘Well, I appreciate your respect towards your friend and his dad, but this is office,’ the boss said to Sandeep.

‘Ok ,this is the first time and I am giving you leave just because I believe your words,’ The boss gave him a leave of 2 days.

Sandeep Malan never had any best friends in his real life.All his friends used to backstab him which affected him a lot.He didn’t had any best friends and how could his best friends dad would have met with an accident.

The truth was that on 15th June,Rajnikanth’s much awaited movie called ‘Sivaji’ was getting released.He was already aware that Rajnikanth’s movie had already created big media hype .He was eagerly waiting for this movie since the shooting work had already started.His eyes initially used to be glued to ‘headlines today’ news reporters especially those beautiful girl .Rajnikanth is a popular star icon in India.He was desperately waiting to see Sivaji,Rajnikanth and most importantly Shriya Saran.He went directly to Cinemax on 14th june just as he left his office.He went straight to Cinemax movie theatre.He was shocked to see the long queue of the superstar fans who were just like him waiting to see Sivaji.He was behind some 800 people.His turn came the next day at 5 am.

This was similar to Ganesh devotees stranded at Lal baugh who wait for a long time just to get a view of Lord Ganesha.Here we can compare the devotees to the fans and Rajnikanth as Lord Ganesha.

He got 2 tickets for the 3pm show .One he kept for himself and one he sold to one of the person standing aside him with double amount.The very next day he was dressed like a groom although he was wearing the same dress .He reached the movie complex at 2.30 pm .He could not wait to see his famous actor.Rajnikanth was like a god to him.The movie finally started,it was Rajnikanth’s entrance where he dances waving his hands here and there just to outperform other dancers.At one point of time ,he even got up from his seat and he danced just like him.

"Rajni Rocks ,' He screamed and clapped just like a normal Rajnikanth fan.


Richa had came for the same show with her friends.

She looked behind to see the person who was creating a mess of that place .She was stunned to see her lover Sandeep Malan.Soon during the breaks she caught hold of him and spoke to him. She tried calling him since past 3 weeks,but Sandeep used to avoid her.He always used to cut her phone calls,so she used to call him Mr.Busy.She asked him to wait outside after the movie.As soon as the movie got over,Sandeep ran outside as if he was in some state of emergency.He wanted to go to his home as quick as possible .He wanted to reach his place before 7 pm.

‘Bhaiyya ,please jaldi jao naa ,’ He urged the rickshaw driver to accelerate the speed.



Richa was searching for him outside the theatre ,but as usual she was disappointed once again.She wanted to know the reason why he had been avoiding her.

‘Bhaiyya ,fast,jaldi hai,’ sandeep told the autorickshaw driver.


'kya saab bathroom lagi hai kya,’ the driver replied back.

‘Arey vaise hii kuch jaldi hai, jaldi jaa yaar,’ sandeep said to him.

‘Fast mere bhai,jaldi jaa,’ he added.






(To be continued..)